GREAT EMAIL I RECEIVED

LET'S SEE IF I GOT THIS   CORRECT?
  RE: 3 American Hikers Now In The NEWS
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IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER 
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.



IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER 
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. 



IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER 
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. 



IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER 
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. 



IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER 
ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. 



IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU 
WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.



IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY 
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. 



IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET !
A JOB,         A DRIVERS LICENSE, 
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,    WELFARE,



FOOD STAMPS,    CREDIT CARDS, 
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,   



FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE, 
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE 

THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT 

AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.